Remember that erotic dream Deadpool had about Cable? Of course you do; once seen, this cannot be unseen.

Remember how Deadpool wanted Bob to be gay? Selfish much, Wade?

Remember how, for a change, Deadpool was the one being flirted with? Well, it looks like flirting to me! If it’s good enough for Wade, it’s good enough for me.

Remember how Deadpool became starstruck after Captain America asked him to work for him? I can confirm that!

Remember when Deadpool got naked, kissed Wolverine and then… he… e… he… I’m sorry, I can’t think because HOLY COW NAKED DEADPOOL KISSING WOLVERINE THAT’S WHY!

Remember that time when Deadpool dressed up as Jean Grey and gave Wolverine an anti-boner? Good times, bro.

Remember that time when Deadpool wore a dress and flirted with Spider-Man? So do I, man, so do I.