I CAN’T
I CAN! OH GOD I CAN!!!!
No love for Ant man
HAAAAAAAAAAANK LET ME HUG YOU
Also, this needs to have a million reblogs.
Just give us that film, Marvel, and we will leave you alone!
That bloke who was an extra in ‘Lie to me’ that one time…
WHO IS THAT MAN WHO IS KAIDAN WHAT IS HIS NAME
…also hello there mister taylor
this list makes me question everything I knew about what I liked
come here Miranda’s model we should be friendsin bed.
Kai Leng I can forgive that face
Models whose appearance the characters in Mass Effect were based on. All I can say is, thank god Samara was not a romancable character or my GayShep would jump the fence.
Stormwatch 8 - this is how you destroy years of characterization in one panel! Mr Jenkis, I salute you!
Every Midnighter fan knows that he loves kids, this is one of the things that makes him unique amongst all of the other “badass longcoat anti-heroes” - he’s a married man with a kid. After taking away the “married” part in the DC relaunch, I can see they decided to kill yet another part of his characterization. Blend in, Midny, it’s enough that you are gay, we don’t need any other distinctive characteristics about you. Why can’t you be more like Batman?????????
Stormwatch 6: Midnighter FINALLY makes a move. Um, kinda.
I enjoyed this issue much more than the previous 5; we got some daddy!Midnighter being concerned about Jenny, Apollo and Midnighter flirting openly, less exposition, Angie being kickass, some hilarious interaction between Jack and the station and the core The Authority together again. 7/10.
ACTA in Poland (aka Polish politics! Now with 250% more LOLZ!)
For those of you who are not aware of what’s happening, ACTA is more or less - long story short - an European equivalent of SOPA – a very restrictive anti-piracy act that had recently been rejected in USA, after a very intense campaign from internet users and people like TGWTG crew. There’s more to it than this but it’s all you need to know to understand this entry.
Right after SOPA had been shelved, the European Internet users realized that EU countries are about to sign ACTA, a similar act that had been in development in great secret and with massive violation of a democratic process, since 2006. The idea of ACTA was conceived in USA, which also lobbied heavily in its favor, which makes some people suspect that in this particular story, the villain is HOLLYWOOD. Ah, the sweet irony.
There had been some protests against it in various European countries but no other country rallied itself against it as strongly, quickly and, well, surprisingly, as Poland. Thousands of people are protesting on the streets 8th day in a row; it’d been a number one subject in all the news and analytical programs for over a week now, with every person who is capable of opinion stating their 2 cents. A well-known guitarist who had spoken in favor of ACTA, had been literally forced off the Internet, had to quit Facebook and Twitter, after the not-so-literal lynch mob demanded his blood. It’s so big that a mysterious kidnapping of a 6 months old girl is news number two, which means that Poland is America – just totally opposite. Nearly all politicians decided to score some points when they realized how strongly people feel about the subject, despite the fact that they’d all been all for it before the shitstorm started. And here where the LOL parts comes:
- one of the guys who voted in favor of ACTA in Europarliment, said he voted cos he hadn’t read it but his assistant convinced him to vote in favor
- another right-winged one claims that he wanted to vote against but “the commies” voted against, so he voted in favor BECAUSE OMG COMMIES, you know!
- yet another said that he never knows what he votes for anyway and ACTA was no different– but if he knew he’d totally vote against
- when the hackers DDOS’s all the important government websites, the Speaker of the ruling party thanked the people for being so interested in ACTA and posting so many questions, that the servers crashed and hackers? What hackers?!, which of course led the said totally-not-hackers to hack the living shit out of the sites the following day
- The servers of the agency responsible for counter cyberterrorisms and protection of the important data had also been hacked, which led them to say that they were totally ready for everything but the hackers had used such primitive and simple methods, they simply didn’t see that one coming. Yeah, that was their excuse. As someone put it, mocking them “we were ready for a nuclear strike and they killed us with a shovel”. Cheats, huh?
- The PM’s stance on ACTA looked as following: Day 1: WE ARE SIGNING ACTA, IT’S AWESOME! GTFO!!! STFU!!!! Day 2: WE ARE SIGNING ACTA! PROBABLY! Day 3: We may sign ACTA Day 4: *actually signs ACTA* Look, ok , I signed it but, if it’s gonna be as bad as you claim, we just won’t ratify it, ok? Day 5: OMG! That ACTA thing was done appallingly, totally firing everyone responsible, guys. Day 6: Yeah, ACTA totally sucks and we are SO NOT gonna ratify it. What sort of a moron would come up with something like this— oh look! A bunny!!
- The yet-not-fired ministers responsible were even better – backpaddling so fast and so hard, half of the cabinet is now in a cast after a terrible ditch-landing incident. One said he was against it since day one, despite endorsing it heavily only the previous day, one lied on camera saying it would not change anything in the Polish law (yes, it’s a lie and a stupid one to that, because if it doesn’t change anything, why sign it then anyway?), and one called for a martial law because of the “acts of cyber terrorism committed on Polish soil”. I’m guessing he’ll now explain to us all that “the internet is a series of tubes…”
- When one of the various committees no one cares about or know what they actually do took a vote calling for the PM to reject ACTA, someone from the USA embassy phoned the parliament, wanting to know who voted in favor and who against, making it very easy to pick a present for the Ambassador’s next birthday; a thesaurus, so he can look up “sovereign” because it seems that for him/her it’s “that baddie from Mass Effect 1”
So yeah, seems that even if ACTA got signed it won’t be actually ratified, which means nothing to me because I honestly don’t know what’s the difference, which means I’d make a FANTASTIC EuroMP. Alas, I know my ass from my head so that’s a no :/
